Monday, August 26, 2013

Twisted Tuesday....

Jen is going to be so freaking proud of me. I think I am following the rules this time! Today is the 27th, right? See I even looked a second time to make sure I was paying attention. Then I thought I could have sworn this was already a topic...turns out that was just about dumping some one and feeling bad about it. And then inspiration by way of a  mix tape fairy magically providing inspiration. In the form of an e-mail from Jen telling me exactly what this week's topic is. Phew. Crisis averted.

Since I am so not ready to admit that I suck, I am throwing the best you suck songs into the mix.

Carrie Underwood probably has the best did me wrong anthem and she commits vandalism something we never expected from our sweet American Idol! This you suck song isn't about me but for a rat jerk that just did this to his awesome wife.

Where is that baseball bat? Oh look, Miranda has it. (Quick aside, how many of us think Blake sleeps with one eye open?)

No one can sing you suck better than Ms. Simon. From being vain to not having time for the pain. Her lyrics about those who dare hurt us? Basically she says bite me but in a way that you never realize she is talking about you. Taylor Swift should probably take notes.

And  who says you suck better than Carole King? The ultimate song goddess. For your listening pleasure: You go your way, I'll go mine (because you suck).

Okay, I admit I added the you suck to the end of the song title. But it kind of works, don't you think?

And I just realized that I (sort of) broke the rules by only having four songs on my mix-tape. Crap. But wait, I can totally fix this!!!

Should you be the recipient of any of the above songs saying you suck, may I suggest you reply:

Oh and to my husband, should I ever need to send you a you suck tape be afraid. Be very afraid. Because I am so starting with something from Miranda!


  1. Oooh - Carly and Carole. Excellent choices. Strong women. Love it!

  2. Ohhhhhhhhhh I LOVE that Barenaked Ladies song. Thanks for reminding me of it :)

    Seems like you aced it this week.

  3. I, too, forgot that Bare Naked Ladies song, but I do think it is perfect. And look at you being a rule breaker. Seriously love it and love that you did more then you were supposed here!! :)

  4. Wonderful list, love them all! (I'd thought about the Carrie Underwood, but went with a different beat up his car song.)

  5. "...three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo"

    lol... but jeez! his truck?! not really is mean.

  6. Slam. Dunk.

    And glad I'm not on the receiving end of your suckitude =)

  7. Remind not to get on your bad side. ;)

  8. My faves would be Carly Simon and Carole King......Simon is pretty good at these say what you feel songs!

  9. Love Carly & Carole!!

    And your into to the Miranda song cracked me up. :-D

    Great list!

  10. Miranda Lambert! Personally, my favorite is Gunpowder and Lead - also a good break-up song. ;)

  11. Love the Carly and Carole.

    What is it with these country women and their penchant of for domestic violence? and yet, rock and roll is the devil's music?.

    seriously, good choices

  12. I included Carrie on mine, but I didn't even think of the Carly/Carole songs or the Barenaked Ladies! I never paid attention to the lyrics on that Barenaked Ladies song...

  13. SO funny, when I first saw the Carrie song, I was like, huh? she didn't pick Miranda? Then Bam. You went from psycho to classy. I love that in a girl. Great list!

  14. You are awesome. Awesome awesome. And I hope I never suck in your eyes because your brilliance at adding Carly Simon and Carole King means you know how to make a mixed tape saying "you suck!" in the bestest of the best ways!

  15. That Carly Simon song is the best for this mix tape! It's such a screw-you-you-jerk kinda song - perfection.


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