This weekend Allie and her friend were playing the game of Life. Yes, the game is still around. Allie was all excited that she got a husband. Not being able to resist, I asked her since boys were 'gross' why she was happy about the husband.
"Well, I figure if I have a husband I can just stay home and do the stuff I enjoy all day. He can go to work and not annoy me".
Let me know how that works out for you, kid.